Cuz we're awesome!
Original title
Dick Figures
Released
11/18/2010
Origin country
US
Genre
Animation, Comedy
Production companies
Six Point Harness, Mondo Media, Remochoso
Status
Ended
Number of seasons
5
Number of episodes
51
The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Don't look at the cat if you want to live. Dikc Figures, a new series, craps in your litter box on Thursday, November 18th!
Abracadabra -- POOF! A brand new teaser, conjured up exclusively for you and anyone else with eyes.
Red is sorta like Cupid - naked, stalking women and shooting weapons in all directions.
The dirty minds behind Dick Figures are cleaning up for season 2. So get your hair net on - a new season of Dick Figures rains down on April 21st!
What good are friends if you can't occasionally give them a Tiger-Claw Finishing Move to the bathsuit area?
Christmas time is here and to celebrate, Lord Tourettes offers up a big elf you!
Get yo ass to the Dick Figures Official website, follow the instructions, and you might see the Season 4 Premiere early!! You know you want it!
Everyone has been asking who does the voice of Lord Tourettes and now... you finally get to see him in action! Introducing: BEN TULLER!
Three comics were chosen by Two men for One purpose: laughter. Check out the winners from the Dick Figures Comic Competition in animated form. Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated! Winners: Sergio Dominguez, Shane Danells, Alessandro Simone
Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.
Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life.
Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning.
This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series way back in September 2010. You can still see that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in. Those backgrounds look nice too. Wow, we really got sloppy. This is also the first time we see the Turtle Dragon and the ending is some of the inspiration for the episode "Traffic Jams".
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
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