Оригінальна назва
The Arthur Haynes Show
Випущено
02.01.1957
Статус
Поновлено
Кількість сезонів
3
Кількість епізодів
49
Hobo Haynes and a series of other working class characters fight back against the authorities and anybody else who might look down on them. Many musical acts of the time also appear to add a little variety to proceedings.
Hobo Haynes and a series of other working class characters fight back against the authorities and anybody else who might look down on them. Many musical acts of the time also appear to add a little variety to proceedings.
Arthur plays a saucy garage proprietor and an inept workman who comes in to repair Nick's house - 'Nick' being Arthur's regular sideman, Nicholas Parsons. Original ITV Transmission 6 October 1960
Plumbers are the subject of Arthur's humour in one sketch; his famous tramp also makes an appearance, and is found in a restaurant having a slight difference of opinion with the waiter, Ken Morris, and a customer, Nicholas Parsons... Original ITV Transmission 13 October 1960
Arthur is anything but a typical telephone operator, with Nicholas Parsons conducting an investigation into the telephone system; elsewhere, Arthur finds himself prime suspect in a burglary. Original ITV Transmission 20 October 1960
A day in the country is the subject for one sketch, with Arthur as the father of the family that is planning the trip very much against his own inclinations. Later, he becomes a travel agency rep driving Nicholas Parsons to distraction as he tries to book a holiday, while another sketch finds Arthur characteristically making a pest of himself in an art shop. Original ITV Transmission 27 October 1960
Arthur takes three guises in this show - those of a photographer, assisted by Leslie Noyes, a burglar (raiding Nicholas Parsons' house, of course!) and 'the man who sorts things out' when the unfortunate Mr. Parsons gets his head caught between railings... Original ITV Transmission 3 November 1960
A London bus, as Arthur remembers from his days as a conductor, provides some unexpected sights, and in this programme Leslie Noyes is seen attempting to clamber on board with a grandfather clock. Original ITV Transmission 10 November 1960
Arthur has difficulties with a vacuum-cleaner salesman, and Nicholas Parsons has difficulty in obtaining a new suit - particularly with Arthur as his tailor. Another sketch finds Arthur coming to the aid of a motorist who is having trouble with a drunk on a level crossing; scriptwriter Johnny Speight plays the drunk. Original ITV Transmission 17 November 1960
Several theatrical luminaries come together for this show, including Noel Hood, Jennifer Schooling, Leslie Noyes, Fred Rawlings, Betty Turner and David Franks. Sketches feature Arthur acting as a window cleaner at the Stock Exchange, defending a little boy indulging in vandalism, and appearing in court on a vagrancy charge... Original ITV Transmission 1 December 1960
A 'To Let' notice draws an enthusiastic property hunter in the portly shape of Arthur - at the unearthly hour of 2am. He also explains how a Christmas party at a rocket station goes off with a bang, and appears as a tramp trying to claim a taxi hailed by Nicholas Parsons. Original ITV Transmission 8 December 1960
Have you ever been sitting comfortably in a train when another passenger attempts to get on with something there isn't really room for? Nicholas Parsons is the passenger suffering this fate when Arthur arrives with a long plank of wood... Original ITV Transmission 15 December 1960
Arthur tries to sell a barman a pair of riding boots, providing a great deal of hard bargaining, then reveals the art of walking away with a stranger's shopping, and takes his young son on a rather fraught visit to Father Christmas. Original ITV Transmission 22 December 1960
Buying a classical record, you might think, is a straightforward task - but not when Arthur and Leslie are the shop owners and Nicholas is the customer. In another sketch, Arthur and Dorothy Dampier are passers-by who add to the confusion when Nicholas detains a man who, he claims, has stolen his wallet. Original ITV Transmission 29 December 1960
Arthur attempts to board a bus while accompanying a friend who has his head locked in a large chest; Dorothy Dampier is the conductress, and Nicholas Parsons is a none-too-helpful fellow passenger. The second sketch involves Arthur and a barman, with the problems beginning when the disreputable-looking Arthur tries to buy a glass of beer in the Private Bar... Original ITV Transmission 5 January 1961
Arthur shows how to get a double whiskey for sixpence, but isn't so lucky when he breaks into a house only to find fellow burglar Michael Caine has beaten him to it; the ensuing conversation provides a novel insight into the criminal world. There's also music from the glamorous Yana. Original ITV Transmission 8 December 1962
Arthur has a free tour of a Tudor stately home - courtesy of Nicholas Parsons - before adopting his tramp persona and getting into an altercation over his spot on a park bench. The musical guests are the King Brothers. Original ITV Transmission 15 December 1962
Kenneth Griffith plays a tramp who studies the stock market, while Wendy Richard plays the daughter who finds an aristocratic boyfriend in the elegant form of Mr. Parsons. Sadly, tea at the Haynes' home does nothing to bridge the social gap. Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson provide the songs. and Teddy Johnson provide the songs. Original ITV Transmission 22 December 1962
Athur has a worrying time as a lighthouse keeper confronted by a Nazi who thinks the War's still on, while economics students may appreciate his attempt to persuade the bank to change his out-dated fiver. Guests are John Bluthal and vocal team the Mudlarks. Original ITV Transmission 29 December 1962
Glyn Houston takes on a familiar role as a newspaper editor, while Arthur and Leslie excel themselves when they try to take try to a shed into a train carriage. The Kaye Sisters fill the musical guest spot. Original ITV Transmission 5 January 1963
Arthur and Dermot choose to hide in the very barn that thieves use to deposit their ill-gotten gains; Arthur then plays a burglar returning to the scene of his crime to complain that he's been bitten by a dog. Soprano Susan Lane is the musical guest. Original ITV Transmission 12 January 1963
Arthur's tramp has a few things to say about democracy and the landed gentry, before telling an unfortunate architect where his latest project went wrong. The guest soloist is Susan Maughan. Original ITV Transmission 19 January 1963
The long-suffering Nicholas finds himself in hospital, his leg in plaster and suspended over the bed; but his pain is nothing compared to the agony of coping with visitors Arthur and Leslie. Arthur's guest singers are the Springfields. Original ITV Transmission 26 January
Arthur and Dermot plague a casualty department, before causing an unfortunate misunderstanding with a tailor's dummy on board a train. The legendary Alma Cogan is star guest. Original ITV Transmission 2 February 1963
Arthur and Leslie are two builders causing chaos as they try to get Nicholas's heating going, while with fellow tramp Dermot, Arthur ponders the practicalities of a trip to the Moon. Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen supply the music. Original ITV Transmission 9 February 1963
The reading room of a gentlemen's club is a hallowed haven of tradition and mutual respect. So what sort of man would be cad enough to sit in another man's chair Perhaps we should ask Nicholas! Janie Marden provides the songs. Original ITV Transmission 16 February 1963
Ex-boxer Freddie Mills and actress Rita Webb assist in this show, with Arthur getting on the wrong side of Freddie before teaming up with fellow tramp Dermot and trying to convince landlady Patricia Hayes they have special powers. The musical guest is Dickie Valentine. Original ITV Transmission 23 February 1963
The theme of this show is money: Arthur plays both the Chancellor of the Exchequer - who's miffed to hear he isn't invited to the PM's party -and a tramp who's determined to get his National Assistance money. Anne Shelton is the musical guest. Original ITV Transmission 2 March 1963
Nicholas is the unlucky train passenger whose reading is interrupted by Arthur's assorted eccentricities. And only Arthur, in tramp mode, could defend himself the way he does against a charge of disturbing the peace! Patsy Ann Noble occupies the vocal spot. Original ITV Transmission 9 March 1963
Nicholas shows a dangerous liking for the wrong team when he goes for a shave at the barber's, then experiences further indignities at the hands of Arthur in the guise of his tramp character. Shani Wallis is the guest vocalist. Original ITV Transmission 16 March 1963
The setting is a hotel; the guest is Nicholas; the garrulous busybody who enters the room is Arthur, and Nick has every reason for resenting the strange questioning he undergoes. Kathy Kirby is Arthur's star guest. Original ITV Transmission 23 March 1963
A most unusual interview between doctor and patient takes place when Nicholas visits his psychiatrist - who happens to be Arthur Haynes. Haynes' tramp also finds a new home, while husband and wife vocal team Miki and Griff fill the musical guest spot. Original ITV Transmission 30 March 1963
Arthur's indignant when the bank loses his pound note, but as a tramp he has no such worries: somewhat surprisingly, he's harbouring an ambition to become a playwright. Sheila Buxton is the musical guest. Original ITV Transmission 6 April 1963
Anyone who's been pestered in a park by an intrusive stranger will sympathise with Nicholas's character in this show; and, donning his tramp persona, Arthur tries to get to grips with the workings of a clock. The guest star is jazz legend Cleo Laine. Original ITV Transmission 13 April 1963
Joan Newell plays a dowager in an inhospitable manor house, with Nicholas as manservant and Arthur as duke; a contrasting skit sees Arthur and Dermot as tramps whose efforts to reach Ireland are thwarted by Mr. Parsons. Jill Day is guest vocalist. Original ITV Transmission 20 April 1963
Arthur goes from one extreme to the other in this show, donning the mantle of a medieval English king before playing a well-meaning tramp who comes to the aid of a stricken dental patient. Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen provide the music. Original ITV Transmission 27 April 1963
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