Оригінальна назва
Dorkly Bits
Випущено
15.10.2010
Жанр
Мультфільм, Комедія
Статус
Поновлено
Кількість сезонів
5
Кількість епізодів
215
It's offensive. In more ways than one.
These rhymes are ready for testing.
Will we accept the challenge? Yeah, probably.
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
Love is gross.
Studying is for humans.
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
All it takes is one rogue banana.
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
He's got a fiery temper.
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
The best defense is a crappy offense.
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
No holding down B in the pool area.
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Don't even get him started on Creed.
Overheating is radical.
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
Our heart containers go out to his family.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
They're going to kill you....
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
Teamwork is infectious.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Speed runs save lives.
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
You will rue the day you summoned him.
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
This isn't the game over he asked for.
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
Initializing raspy voice mode...
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
Don't cross the (time) streams.
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
Night of the living dread.
Never trust the guy in the van.
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
It's all in the limbs.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
Digimon are not the champions.
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
A true warrior fears no beep.
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
You've probably heard of him.
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
Sportsmanship is for losers.
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
All is fair in love and puzzles.
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
Player 1's best friend.
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
The government is cool, but rude.
You say tomato, I say tomana.
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
Mario doesn't like getting played.
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
He’s stretching the truth.
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
Small talk is NOT radical.
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
A bedtime story for the next three days.
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
He’s armed and dangerous.
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
The man of steel needs to look out.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
Magikarp never forgets.
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
Prepare for trouble, make it single.
Not every forest critter needs rescuing.
Guns don't kill – Mario does.
He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
Don't forget to pack Fire Flowers.
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